A very intelligent conversation

This conversation took place between several American and English teenagers at the Hard Rock Café. The Hard Rock is a very loud place so I was unable to catch every bit of dialogue.

Boy 1- I call that seat.

Girl 1- I want the barbeque burger

Girl 2- you’ll be so full

Girl 3- see how hard it is?

Boy 1- see this? I told you I’m sitting there

(The boy who took his seat climbs over the table from the booth, knocking over salt and pepper shakers in the process)

Girl 1- o my god

Girl 2- are they going to the bar?

Boy 2- no they’re going to buy ice

Girl 1- what?

Girl 2- they better buy for us too if they are at the bar

Girl 1- no they won’t

(can’t make out what they are saying)

Girl 4- are Josh and Thomas staying back

Girl 1- no we just saw them

Girl 2- you were the worst last night, just insane

Boy 2- no Thomas was

Girl 1- Thomas just can’t be explained

(can’t make out what they are saying)

Boy 1- I was joking

Girl 2- don’t imagine, it doesn’t happen that way

Girl 1- you’re just terrible, ok I know

Boy 1- are you guys feeling ok? (to the girls) Let me sit in between you so I get more attention

Girl 2- where are Thomas and Josh

Boy 2- I told you they went to buy ice, they’re coming back

Boy 1- dude, I’m supposed to teach him

( At this point the music got louder so it became even more difficult to make out their conversation, especially without looking conspicuous, thus I couldn’t read their lips. I could hear bits and pieces of dialogue so I knew they were discussing sex, something about it being better for girls.)

Girl 1- I weigh 120 pounds, that’s like 51 kilograms right?

Girl 2- no, I don’t know but I think that’s wrong. I weigh 115 pounds

Boy 1- wow you’re tall

(other two boys return with “ice”? I’m thinking its drugs but I’m not sure)

Boy 1- finally, where the hell did you go?

Boy 3- look (sits down at booth and starts to unzip his pants when I notice that there is an unusually large round bulge on his crotch)

Boy 1- what the fuck are you doing?

Boy 4- we got melons

(boy 3, the kid with the bulge reveals that it is a large green and yellow striped melon in a plastic bag)

Boy 1- why didn’t you just carry them in that bag, no one will want those now

Boy 3- cause its funny

Boy 1- you seriously walked all the way over there to buy fucking melons, now

Boy 3- yes