A-I hate this school teacher thingy
B-Ya, man same here.
A-It’s as if now I will have to ask her “Madam may I go to the loo”
B-Hahahahha
A-No seriously man!...it’s so not funny. I felt terribly offended today. She bloody well has no right to do this.
B-Haha.. guess what? She has all the rights to do this and that is precisely the problem.
A-Yaar.. she needs to know we are not in some stupid kindergarten. We are grown ups and besides I have never given any answers to my own boy friend, why the fuck will I ever tell her anything.
B-You have a boyfriend? Bitch you never even told me?
A-Abb , what is there to publicise. Besides I thought you will figure it out yourself since me and Pramod hang around together literally all the time.
B-Ahaa..so its Pramod.
A-How hard was it to guess.. duhh??
B-Duhh?? and all ehh?..ohh please keep that Delhi lingo away from me?
A-What is with you guys and Delhi people anyways? Were you guys in some kind of a war with us, long time back or what?
B-Ya ya very funny. Its jus that Delhi lingo is so tacky.
A-Hahahha...by the way ‘tacky’ is also a part of Delhi lingo.
B-Ya ya whateva, finish your beer smart ass. Wanna do bottoms up??
A-I don’t mind, but I am sure you will end up puking.
B-Ohh shut up! I have a much better capacity than yours.
A-Remember the last time we came with Divya and Ashish’s gang, God you got so high and so soon, you were all over that new guy, shit I forgot his name....ummm..
B-Let me help you..”chetan” right?
A-Ohh ya Chetan...so you remember?
B-Abbe! Dumb ass! I wasn’t so high on beer as much as I was on Chetan...hahhahha man he was hot. Can’t forget that day.
A-Hahhahah...Bitch, no wonder you were all over him.
B-hahhahhaha
A-Okay seriously...we got to finish this beer fast because I have to leave, so bottoms up?
B-Absolutely!
Cling!!...gulp gulp..!! aahh!
A-Cool.. ask him for the bill, you have enough money on you right?
B-Ya ya don’t worry, dad ka credit card kab kaam mai ayega.
A-Haha! Spoilt child!
B-Shut up! Don’t forget if not for this spoilt child, you wouldn’t be having this beer.
A-Ya ya! Chal chal! Let’s go.
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