My Obituary- Payal

Payal Keswani died last evening, while giving out her usual motivating speeches to the Mahila Mandal society. She had always wished to live till 100 but sadly, she died at the age of 87 only. Always a feminist, with the domineering personality and strong leadership skills, she would say that it is god who has sent her to this earth to guide the women of this planet to a much happier life. She had contributed a lot to many organisations that focused on the welfare of women. She asked of her fellow women not to even bother getting married to these insensitive ‘creatures’. Her motto remained: we do not need these ‘creatures’ to satisfy or complete us in any respect. Doctors say that she had the most persuasive way of delivering speeches, eventually resulting in her bursting a nerve.
This was of much to the dismay of her fans who had only one thing to say: God must be a MAN, to do this to her.